So Mote It Be
My name is LauraAnn. I'm a super fucking smart kid with the motivation of a snail at 4:21. I'm a smart mouth, I blog, I do school work, and I kiss my boyfriend and love on him more than the average person SHOULD love on their significant otter. I'm in love with him, and I'm in love with my lifestyle. I hope to own a Nissan Quest before the summer (or at least a car) and I want to start college in the summer, too. I'm a card reader, divinator, and have insightful dreams. I'm just an 18 year old trying to find herself and not fall on her ass as she enters adulthood. Follow me, darlings!
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pearswhy:

he refuses to discuss this with me. rent is 13 years overdue

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In 1970, when originally offered the lead role in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory by director Mel Stuart, the great Gene Wilder accepted on one condition. “When I make my first entrance,” he explained, “I’d like to come out of the door carrying a cane and then walk toward the crowd with a limp. After the crowd sees Willy Wonka is a cripple, they all whisper to themselves and then become deathly quiet. As I walk toward them, my cane sinks into one of the cobblestones I’m walking on and stands straight up, by itself; but I keep on walking, until I realize that I no longer have my cane. I start to fall forward, and just before I hit the ground, I do a beautiful forward somersault and bounce back up, to great applause.” Asked why, Wilder said, “Because from that time on, no one will know if I’m lying or telling the truth.”

(Source: cinegrandma, via time-travler)

name-the-blue-rose:

gethenian:

prokopetz:

Today on Social Anxiety Theatre: mentally rehearsing elaborate justifications for completely innocuous actions just in case some hypothetical interlocutor demands an explanation.

Oh my god OTHER PEOPLE DO THIS TOO???

I had no idea this was so common. Damn.

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and-the-gods-created-music:

I nearly broke down and cried

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nextyearsgirl:

"I’m not vaccinating my kids because they’ll build up immunity naturally anyway"

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the “text me when you get home so i know you’re safe” kind of people are the kind of people i wanna be around

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cocaineteas:

da-ghetto-booteh:

lindsaychrist:

me as a teacher

Precious just got fucking told

LMAOOOO!!

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murderofthecrows:

The greatest heart break I have ever suffered was when this show stopped.

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batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.

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